Sunday, 27 November 2011

Apology letter

100 Pleasant street
Creek Falls, Ca

To whom it may concern,
                                         This letter is a letter to be written on white and not coloured paper as it is a letter of genuine and sincere apology. I would like to first apologize for my immature and foolish actions. Surely a woman of seventy-one years should have known better. I regret my selfish and rude behaviour and now wish that something other than the vandalism of my prise roses could have shown me that mailing anonymous letters with something I wouldn’t dare say in person was inappropriate and rude. Furthermore I would like to also apologize for any pain I may have caused in the receiving or sharing of these letters. I would now like to announce that I am officially through with mailing anonymous letters to my fellow neighbours, and that mockery is now behind me.

Sincerely, Mrs Adela Strangeworth 

Sunday, 30 October 2011

Earliest Memory

The earliest memory that i can remember would probably have to be in the summer of 2000 when me and my family where on our way up to our cabin in the gulf islands. I was three years old, and had a bit of a lisp at the time. Sitting in the steaming hot car was starting to get to me, and my siblings thought it would be the perfect oppurtunity to tease me. I wasnt able to pronounce my 'th's so they would ask me how old i was.
"I'm free" I said,
"Free from what?" said my brother. This continued for a while, desperately trying to explaion to him that i meant my age and not that I had achieved freedom, until i realised that he was only playing with me. Not the most exciting memory I admit. but it happens to be my earliest.